oh my fuck have sex with me
…I have no words. 😍😍
But I just ejrksbwkafosakg
Survive…. or dont
The evolution of the Dalek.
basically they’ve developed a beer belly
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
American Horror Story: The only show where being killed off means you’ll never leave
The gif won’t load but it’s probably supernatural
"A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it.
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”
the gays are evolving