The Dose Makes The Poison
pleatedjeans:

@drewtoothpaste

elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)

This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for.

agentrodgers:

whiskey-n-love:

agentrodgers:

I apologize for the poor quality of most of these; they were all taken by me with my laptop camera.

I figured that I could get more action-y shots if I put it on video and I didn’t realize that it would kill the quality so much so I have about 10 minutes worth of video of me jumping and climbing on giant rocks in my back yard.

Do you live in Narnia?

Yes.

bagmilk:

mom: why are you always asking for money?

me:

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oozingsurprise:

Eren's attractiveness needs to be stopped (◕__◕✿)

imsirius:

Dan: There was this one time where, in this room actually, Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman and - I think Alfonso was kind of coordinating it - took the opportunity to play a practical joke on me

Alfonso: It was very good because it was a bunch of sleeping bags and Dan asked us to have his sleeping bag next to this particular girl that he fancied -